Clean Humor Thread

[sucadot]

Funny Notices Seen in Hotel Bedrooms:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.

Please to bathe inside the tub.

Please leave your values at the front desk.

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

[sucadot]

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Get lost!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money” and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this mess from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.”

[Tropical_Trish]

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[bluebedouin]

What did Alice in Wonderland say when she saw two bottles of blue liquid?






Curacao and Curacao.

[HerMajesty]

​I love this thread!! Thanks for all the grins!

[bluebedouin]

[cambrensis]

How dare you, Blue?!! How jolly dare you!

(Good though!!....hehehe)

[sucadot]

My Grandma thought moving into house boat on an African river would solve all her money problems.
She's living in denial.


My friend and I are moving into a tree-house together.
I hope we don’t fall out.

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