Clean Humor Thread

[Oldandintheway]

Oldie but Goodie!

There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway.

His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ‘”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”

Herman says, “I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!'”

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A minister is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach.

After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the minister moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, and placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the minister smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what do you say, little man?”

To which the boy turns and yells, “Now we run like Hell”!

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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he said with a deep sigh ............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

[FirstGreenIsGold]

I really enjoy your jokes. (Me, I'm a serious person who can't tell a joke at all.) I watch a lot of television news and I really need a laugh at times. Thank you!

[moonwitch]

[Oldandintheway]

Glad you like them Marie

Moony - too clever Love it, ship me one!

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