A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred police dog $25.”
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad.
“How dare you call that mangy mutt a purebred police dog?” she yelled.
“Don’t let his looks deceive you, ma’am,” the man replied, “He works undercover.”
Sadly, Africa's first and only Pygmy Hospital has had to close.
They say it's down to a shortage of staff.......
What would you have done?
I got a recorded message saying I'd won $450 or 4 tickets to an Elvis impersonator concert.
I had to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realized he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
It read: “It’s 5:00 a.m. Wake up.”
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