What do you expect to see outside the school?

[darklisruthven]

I often do supply teaching at a local grammar school. When I arrived this morning, there was a very unusual vehicle pulled up outside the main entrance:

[adruml]

Darn kids are probably smoking in the bathrooms again!

[madelaine]

Part of President Obama's security?

[madelaine]

P.S. it's a Sherman

[adruml]

Part of President Obama's security?

Shouldn't cost too much. A tank in front of every school!

[Armstrongs]

The head teacher has implemented new discipline procedures

[astral276]

If I had to teach today's kids I would want one of those at minimum. Also a flame-thrower.

[adruml]

If I had to teach today's kids I would want one of those at minimum. Also a flame-thrower.

A brick upside the head might work. A lot cheaper but still effective!

[Fossy]

A brick upside the head might work. A lot cheaper but still effective!

There you go, offending people again. I expect there are many brickmakers out there that have been upset by that remark. A large rock from the local quarry would suffice.

[Spyder1942]

I expect to see Mums in dressing gowns that have driven 50mtrs to take their kids to school and are blocking the road with 4 by 4s while swearing like a trooper moaning about the forms they have to fill in to get "the social"