No sex........I'm married!!

[Fossy]

You been looking through my windows again?

[suesjools]

LMAO! Yes, not being married has its perks, too.

Best wishes for many sales to all,

[Fossy]

.... and here's another poor guy who isnt getting any.


[ please excuse me for using 4 letter language in the following story ... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same without them....]

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called up her mother.

"Well," said her mother,"so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., "PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

[Salomina27]

Haha, another funny one!
I dont know why you would have complaints however Fossy, you are a harmonica player after all!
If what is written at the bottom of your page is anything to go by the images it suggests are quite provocatively evokatively erotic!

[Fossy]

Haha, another funny one!
I dont know why you would have complaints however Fossy, you are a harmonica player after all!
If what is written at the bottom of your page is anything to go by the images it suggests are quite provocatively evokatively erotic!

To play well one has to have good lip and tongue action which should be practised regularly, at least an hour a day. Its a lot more fun that being a drummer who just "bangs one out " occasionally.

[aftech]

To play well one has to have good lip and tongue action which should be practised regularly, at least an hour a day. Its a lot more fun that being a drummer who just "bangs one out " occasionally.

Banging one out occasionally proves he's married.

[aftech]

4 letter word is horrible. Never use on a woman...any one of the words.

[Fossy]

Banging one out occasionally proves he's married.

We only have his word for that.

[adruml]

Hey I heard that!!! I've a swollen wrist to prove it.

[adruml]

To play well one has to have good lip and tongue action which should be practised regularly, at least an hour a day. Its a lot more fun that being a drummer who just "bangs one out " occasionally.

Had to go through the Jewish foreplay this morning.......fifteen minutes of begging.