ha... I haven't heard of that first quote.....
but that second quote - (I assume is an ad for beer), I can imagine how the ad might run...... I used to drink a lot in my younger years, til I realised, (or should I say 'my wife' realised) the damage I was doing to myself.
I'm pleased to say that I'm 'on the straight and narrow'. Not an easy road, but I think I'm healthier for it........