✿ Kimbo's Alternative FAQ ✿

[hypn0t0ad]

Kimbo's FAQ thread is a thing of beauty/genius (although I seem to remember one even more hilarious than this; there were several, no?).

Please don't ruin threads such as these DZAMBO (or anyone else). Let's just enjoy them

My personal favourite out of this batch:

Q. I haven't sold anything, what am I doing wrong?
A. Everything. Hope that helps. Have a nice day.

[HerMajesty]

Now I'm starting to think it might be time for part 3...
;o)

GONGS! YES!

[meebo1]

yes please

[bykimbo]

Now I'm starting to think it might be time for part 3...
;o)

GONGS! YES!

I had a read through the whole thread yesterday, and it reminded me I'd put 3 and 4 on my blog. I'll have to dig them out (I remember there was a good reason why I did it that way, but not what it was so never mind!) I also think it might be time to write number 5.

[bykimbo]

This is part three, as it appeared on my blog and Facebook page. I'll dig out four later.

Somebody has suggested that the real FAQ is too long, so here's a handy pocket-sized version to keep you working on those days when you just don't have time for proper help.

FAQ3 the fast food fries at the banquet of eBid help & support. Yum.
1 Selling FAQ
1.1 How do I list stuff?
Press the button and fill the form in.

2 Buying FAQ
2.1 How do I buy stuff?
Press the button and send some money.

3 After Sales FAQ
3.1 What next?
Pack it, send it, receive it, open it, play with it.

4 Other
4.1 My question hasn't been answered, what should I do next?
Read the other FAQ.

[JanetB]

This is part three, as it appeared on my blog and Facebook page. I'll dig out four later.

Somebody has suggested that the real FAQ is too long, so here's a handy pocket-sized version to keep you working on those days when you just don't have time for proper help.

FAQ3 the fast food fries at the banquet of eBid help & support. Yum.
1 Selling FAQ
1.1 How do I list stuff?
Press the button and fill the form in.

2 Buying FAQ
2.1 How do I buy stuff?
Press the button and send some money.

3 After Sales FAQ
3.1 What next?
Pack it, send it, receive it, open it, play with it.

4 Other
4.1 My question hasn't been answered, what should I do next?
Read the other FAQ.

*Heheheheheheee*

[lejoueurdepipeau]

This is part three, as it appeared on my blog and Facebook page. I'll dig out four later.

Somebody has suggested that the real FAQ is too long, so here's a handy pocket-sized version to keep you working on those days when you just don't have time for proper help.

FAQ3 the fast food fries at the banquet of eBid help & support. Yum.
1 Selling FAQ
1.1 How do I list stuff?
Press the button and fill the form in.

2 Buying FAQ
2.1 How do I buy stuff?
Press the button and send some money.

3 After Sales FAQ
3.1 What next?
Pack it, send it, receive it, open it, play with it.

4 Other
4.1 My question hasn't been answered, what should I do next?
Read the other FAQ.

Very sensible advice - can't argue with that...