Some funnies

[shezz]

i agree..but deleted the 2nd one to avoid any offence...will keep my funnies for personal email now..

dont ya dare


I've seen some right hilarious ones your've put on, seen some that i've thought errr, and seen some that i thought "i dont get that", but hey dont stop


never ever have i took offence to any as they are simply jokes


gord could you imaging, dont think there would be any jokes if people get offended over them, mean blonde's the irish, germans

infact every joke would have something in it that offends

[PATRIOT73]

.. aw ain't he sweet

excuse me while i

[ejean9]

dont ya dare


I've seen some right hilarious ones your've put on, seen some that i've thought errr, and seen some that i thought "i dont get that", but hey dont stop


never ever have i took offence to any as they are simply jokes


gord could you imaging, dont think there would be any jokes if people get offended over them, mean blonde's the irish, germans

infact every joke would have something in it that offends

awww..your a sweetie as well..

[ejean9]

excuse me while i

Jay...stop using that excuse to look up peeps skirts

[bluebedouin]

i agree..but deleted the 2nd one to avoid any offence...will keep my funnies for personal email now..

Can you pm the deleted one to me?!

.....every joke would have something in it that offends

Here's one!
How Moses got the Ten Commandments





God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
"I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said,
"I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
"I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

[MagnetsAndHangers]

Can you pm the deleted one to me?!


Here's one!
How Moses got the Ten Commandments





God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
"I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said,
"I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
"I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

Am deeply offended.













You missed us Scots out.






















<feels left out now>

[shezz]

Can you pm the deleted one to me?!


Here's one!
How Moses got the Ten Commandments





God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
"I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said,
"I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
"I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

well well


I thought that was funny

[shezz]

Am deeply offended.













You missed us Scots out.






















<feels left out now>

awww now we cant be having that

Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....one cleaning, the other dusting...

[MagnetsAndHangers]

<feels luvved again>

[ejean9]

Can you pm the deleted one to me?!


Here's one!
How Moses got the Ten Commandments





God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
"I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said,
"I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
"I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody.

nooooooooooooooooooo
im not offended...