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Maybe we Scots can't count to 10 ....
--Linda--
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nooooooooooooooooooo
How rude and offensive, Jean.
teek tha shoes n soxs off then
"WALKING IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED"
How rude and offensive, Jean.sorry...
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No need to be. Blue just omitted the last line...
Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
"I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
"Funny", says God, "That's just what the Scots said - only they wanted 20 plus a free pig.".
lol..lol
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1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU SLICE.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCKWILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
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Tee Hee - good to laugh!!!
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