Some funnies

[ejean9]

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism,
the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time. She asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to s**t yourself when I tell you the price.'

[olivia8143]

I think you ought to read this before posting so called *funnies*

http://www.amnesty.org.uk/content.asp?CategoryID=10226

[CarnoustieCats]

Brill Jean - love the LARK -

[sparkdeco]

first one good, 2nd one might not be to everyone's taste and I have a very good friend of that name

[MagnetsAndHangers]

Here we go again - funnies - some like them - some dont.

If you dont like them or find them amusing, and think the topic may just offend you, dont read to the end to find out!!!
Just hit the back button, and go find a thread which does actually interest you.

Just cos some dont like them - doesnt mean that others have to not like them too.

A lot worse going on in this world than a few words in a forum for goodness sake.

[ejean9]

Here we go again - funnies - some like them - some dont.

If you dont like them or find them amusing, and think the topic may just offend you, dont read to the end to find out!!!
Just hit the back button, and go find a thread which does actually interest you.

Just cos some dont like them - doesnt mean that others have to not like them too.

A lot worse going on in this world than a few words in a forum for goodness sake.

i agree..but deleted the 2nd one to avoid any offence...will keep my funnies for personal email now..

[PATRIOT73]

i agree..but deleted the 2nd one to avoid any offence...will keep my funnies for personal email now..

ill prime my junk box then

tiz place be dead soon.........incase u offend

[CarnoustieCats]

I loved it - can I be on your 'funny list' pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssse

[MagnetsAndHangers]

I loved it - can I be on your 'funny list' pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssse

You are already on MY ''funny'' list - but not sure if thats a good thing or not.

[ejean9]

I loved it - can I be on your 'funny list' pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssse

consider it done..by the way..Jay sits staring at his inbox just waiting on mail from me little love that he is