YDC Pimp thread

[gramma1111]

At the end of each month, a change will occur,
when a creature appears, that will make your hair curl.
No one knows where it comes from, but we know where it goes.
As it tiptoes around, on the tips of its toes.

You can hear its soft chuckle, as it moves through the night.
If you stumble across it, You will scream out in fright.
It is not really grey, yet its not really black.
As it roams through the auctions, with a sack on its back.

It lives in a city away from the sea,
and it sits and waits for the YDC,
You can hear it at night, and you shiver with fear,
At the sound of its footsteps, as the creature draws near.

There,s no place to run to, and no place to hide
As you wait for this creature, with time on its side.
You scream out in anquish, and you start feeling sicker
You have just been and seen.............................
The YDC, Green tick nicker

Love it stamps..............it's going in my book of YDC poems. Ah yes, I've started a new one moony.

[ejean9]

I felt guilty keeping it a secret jean

Typical man..cant hold a secret

[DanTheMan3]

Look what I have got listed.

[maroy41]

Here is a lovely colourful fold-up Brolly will fit in your bag ready for that odd shower also some Chocolate Chip Shortbread Rounds, so yummy.

[klj]

Right you 'orrible lot just 'cause I was in the garden fighting with my hedge (the hedge was winning!) does not mean to say you can all rush in and bid on Private Pig !

I've built him a nice little sty where he will be as happy as a pig in s*** !



Becky's YDC66 Charity Auctions

You mean where you will work him to death looking for beer.

[ejean9]

Darn those proxy bidders...sob

[gramma1111]

Right you 'orrible lot just 'cause I was in the garden fighting with my hedge (the hedge was winning!) does not mean to say you can all rush in and bid on Private Pig !

I've built him a nice little sty where he will be as happy as a pig in s*** !



Becky's YDC66 Charity Auctions

A Pig in WHAT??????????????????????

[klj]

Darn those proxy bidders...sob

Still foiling you Jean?

[penny291]

Darn those proxy bidders...sob

sobbing with you, but I have a cunning plan, I think !!!!!

[herbalbrew]

Right you 'orrible lot just 'cause I was in the garden fighting with my hedge (the hedge was winning!) does not mean to say you can all rush in and bid on Private Pig !

I've built him a nice little sty where he will be as happy as a pig in s*** !



Becky's YDC66 Charity Auctions

butchers like happy contented pigs...they taste better