YDC Pimp Thread

[mainlypostcards]

hope you enjoy them.......

see Jay.....the crowds are flocking....next thing will be a MySpace blog

Put in a wee little bid as well.
All for a good cause Jay

[Lush_Designs]

i already have bids on 2 items - yippee for the RNLI !

One of them will be me

Finally managed to get on so gunna list some of my stuff now

I am raising money for Dogs Trust, The National Autistic Society and ADDISS

[mainlypostcards]

very good........seein posties avi

not bad for a irish lasse

Oi, leave my woodpecker out of it!

[herbalbrew]

iwunders if he cud sue for image rites.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wheres a 2 bob solictor/lawyer wwen u need 1

It seems that there's a fence between Heaven and Hell, which is cared for in alternate aeons by the two sides. It has fallen into disrepair.
St. Peter seeks out Lucifer.
Hey Lou, it's your turn to fix the fence. The Boss says it looks awful. Get it done.
I don't care how it looks, says Lucifer. I'm not doing anything.
You have to, says St. Peter. It's your official obligation. We have a contract to that effect. You're committed.
I don't give a fig for any contract, says Lucifer, as you should know by now, I don't care what it says -- I'm not going to do anything.
You have to, insists St. Peter. The law is the law. If you force us to, we'll have to sue you.
Sue me? cries Lucifer, breaking into that famous nasty laugh, Where are YOU gonna get a lawyer?

[PATRIOT73]

Put in a wee little bid as well.
All for a good cause Jay

yup ...........may i shud get a agent/pimp
any1 seen merlster

[herbalbrew]

yup ...........may i shud get a agent/pimp
any1 seen merlster

Jay - You're Merlin aren't you?
Merlin - Why yes ..it's nice to be recognised!
Jay - Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
Merlin - Well Yes .. I've been told I'm skilled
Jay - Do tricks and things ..don't ya.. Magical stuff?
Merlin - Magical ... yes that's correct
Jay - Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right
Merlin - Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
Jay - Ever Mucked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin - Well Yes ...hasn't everyone?
Jay - Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin - Yes I can ... with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ....Why ?
Jay - I'm Cursed
Merlin - Really ... and how long have you been bewitched?
Jay - Years.....
Merlin - Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Jay - Yeah .. can't forget them!
Merlin - What were they?
Jay - something like ... Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife...
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Changed the last auction from France to Italy....amazingly still reads good ...lol

[merlin]

Jay - You're Merlin aren't you?
Merlin - Why yes ..it's nice to be recognised!
Jay - Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
Merlin - Well Yes .. I've been told I'm skilled
Jay - Do tricks and things ..don't ya.. Magical stuff?
Merlin - Magical ... yes that's correct
Jay - Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right
Merlin - Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
Jay - Ever Mucked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin - Well Yes ...hasn't everyone?
Jay - Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin - Yes I can ... with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ....Why ?
Jay - I'm Cursed
Merlin - Really ... and how long have you been bewitched?
Jay - Years.....
Merlin - Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Jay - Yeah .. can't forget them!
Merlin - What were they?
Jay - something like ... Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife...
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Changed the last auction from France to Italy....amazingly still reads good ...lol

oi

cheeky sod

[herbalbrew]

oi

cheeky sod

oops jay's bodyguard has awoken



off to find a few more goodies to list

[penny291]

WATER BOMB GAME SET OUTDOOR FUN
http://http://uk.nine.ebid.net/perl/...5-0&mo=auction

[mainlypostcards]

WATER BOMB GAME SET OUTDOOR FUN
http://http://uk.nine.ebid.net/perl/...5-0&mo=auction

Well done Penny. You found your way around then.
Either ignore or join in the sillyness that goes on here.
It's all very friendly and for good causes.