,,,The funeral

[melboy]

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

[Lyndasgems]

LMAO Oh that is Brillant Melboy Good One

[JanetB]

Oh my.............. hehehehee

[fatbird]

Lol Melboy.....

[swopmebob]

Lol Melboy.....

Nuther nice one melboy.....

[conniescloset]

... too funny!!

[cornishmaid1961]

That's a good 'un!

[Cocksparrer]

Naughty Melboy hehehe

[maljosselection]

nice one, raised a laugh for Monday

[LoriKeet08]

I've got an equally good one!

A man is sitting by himself next to an empty season ticket holder seat at one of the biggest (American) football games of the century, when another man approaches, and says:

"HEY MAN! I can't believe that seat is empty...this is one of the biggest games of the century, who in their right mind would miss THIS game?!"

The seated man replies: "Well, the seat was my wife's. We've been season ticket holders for the past 25 years, but she just passed away."

The other man replies (feeling really bad): "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that your wife has died. But, this IS the biggest game of the century, couldn't you find a friend, once of your children, or other relative to come along?"

The seated man replied: "No. They're all at the funeral."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH