Mornin' troops. The single mattress is old Private Mcc2 and the double which had been pristine has now been ruined by him as it's now covered in marks and builder's dust so is now only fit for the dump nobody would want it. Apparently you are not allowed to put mattresses in skips these days Lieutenant Maplegin there are now all sorts of rules and regulations.
So sorry to hear the latest about your health Lieutenant Maplegin don't think 2020 has been a good year for anyone so far.
I like the out door decor idea Private Majesty. PMSL wouldn't it be fun to get life size cardboard cut outs of us in our wedding gear and stand them on the lawn in my part of the garden every time he brings a woman back !
Had a couple of my friends from down the road come for drinks last night and going to another neighbour this evening so would request that you all type quietly tomorrow !
In the mean time it's back to plodding through postage editing - sigh.