'Ello troops. Awww lovely photos Private Moon, I hope when all this virus business is over that your son will bring them to visit you.
Grrrr who was on guard duty this morning ?(she said looking around for someone to blame!) Was it you Private Ntings ? Don't think I've not noticed your name cropping up a lot on the front page sold list !
I'm going to have to ramp up my security !