'Ello troops. That sounds ideal Lieutenant Maplegin I hope you can sort something out with the lady.
Poor Private Kite, in that case you have my (very rare) permission to have a swig from the bottle and I'll order some extra lard rations for you, amazing the healing properties of fat !
Thank you for the tips Private Mcc2 I've now subscribed to get the emails too, just in case !
Right I had better get busy got to go to the P.O., don't worry nothing from here, and then have to start prepping things for tomorrow's meal and have a tidy up of the quarters.