Yes, Ma'am! (With a groveling salute!) I would be very traumatized if I lost my "private bits" too! No disrespect intended to the Lance Corporal
My woods are full of fairies and I try to keep them very happy so they don't carry me away of play tricks on me as they once did! (true story!)
Enjoy your hypno session - I wish there was someone around here that did them. When I went to college (in my 30s) I had a professor who did hypnotherapy and it was WONDERFUL!! He even made me some tapes so I could do it at home but I have no idea what happened to them. Probably a good thing, as I have carpet to tear out and new flooring to lay today.