Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[somersethedge]

Sorry Corporal Somerset, the real reason you don't make the list is Da Boyz just don't think you're cute enough.

no... the reason I never get there is cos Maple keeps buying off of you so no one else can get a look in.

[cornishmaid1961]

I suppose that is a very valid reason to be there then. And one has to have the odd drink to be sociable, doesn't one?some newbie from the US put a bid on one of my listings

Private Meebo I'm very impressed with you today with statements like that!

I do think you might have had one too many though Private Meebo, as Private Goth will confirm that over on PSU the opinion is that there are no US bidders on eBid, so you must have made a mistake there!!!

[raindropsies]

Phew that's a relief, I guess that email notifying me of a sale is a SPAM then

I keeping getting spammed then

Here I was thinking I was having sales, & it was all a dream

The dreams are wet dreams as in the dream I have to keep going to the postoffice when it's raining to post parcels

[cornishmaid1961]

I keeping getting spammed then

Here I was thinking I was having sales, & it was all a dream

The dreams are wet dreams as in the dream I have to keep going to the postoffice when it's raining to post parcels

PRIVATE RAINDROPSIES !!! Stop living up to your name !

[maroy41]

What do you mean 'dancehall'? You should be standing guard and practice some 'nastymoves' to deter buyers

I am look

[quote=klj;773791]Have I just been called nasty? Meebo, I think we've been called nasty. By someone who says hard cheese. This calls for serious reinforcement.

Right chaps I was just on my way home from my friends birthday party and happened to pass the local dance hall. I swear I spotted Private Minx .......




..... but I know that can't be right because I know she is on guard duty outside her shop this evening! Must be a figment of my imagination

It wasn't me honest, it was her ------>

[moonwitch]

You cannot be on the "Hot Sellers List", because a Hot Sellers List cannot possibly exist.
We must all be imagining it, we all know that "nothing ever sells on an alternative site"

I keep imagining emails telling me I have bought stuff here

Guess I need to take more water with it

[cornishmaid1961]

I keep imagining emails telling me I have bought stuff here

Guess I need to take more water with it

Water .... WATER !!! I won't have you swearing in front of the troops Private Books! The female officers will be shocked!

[klj]

Well I for one am very happy to finally have an explanation about all this hot sellers nonsense from our dear Captain. It means we don't need to change our motto after all, and that we are simply a group of beautiful people.



In which case we should all carry on drinking and dancing, don't you think?

[meebo1]

Private Meebo I'm very impressed with you today with statements like that!

I do think you might have had one too many though Private Meebo, as Private Goth will confirm that over on PSU the opinion is that there are no US bidders on eBid, so you must have made a mistake there!!!

Ok, I shall watch carefully if the location of this fictitious buyer turns to UK. I also hope it will not turn out to be another non payer

[raindropsies]

Nothing every sells on alternative sites

I have just been shoplifted as 5 more items today have gone, What's the point in having a hot sellers list, nothing every sells,