Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[meebo1]

If you are on the hot sellers list you have been selling. And that is just not allowed

[Gothicina]

Whats wrong with being on hot sellers list???????????

You cannot be on the "Hot Sellers List", because a Hot Sellers List cannot possibly exist.
We must all be imagining it, we all know that "nothing ever sells on an alternative site"

[kengillam]

Phew that's a relief, I guess that email notifying me of a sale is a SPAM then

[meebo1]

You cannot be on the "Hot Sellers List", because a Hot Sellers List cannot possibly exist.
We must all be imagining it, we all know that "nothing ever sells on an alternative site"

That explains why I didn't see myself there the other day

[cornishmaid1961]

You cannot be on the "Hot Sellers List", because a Hot Sellers List cannot possibly exist.
We must all be imagining it, we all know that "nothing ever sells on an alternative site"

Quite right Private Goth old chap. You've hit the nail on the head! I've had hot seller lists and pink elephants going round in my head all night!

or too many G&T's

I heard that Corporal Somerset - don't think you can sneak that in at the bottom of a thread page without me noticing !!!

New recruits:- 409
Member numbers:- 466,827

[cmjewels925]

Quite right Private Goth old chap. You've hit the nail on the head! I've had hot seller lists and pink elephants going round in my head all night!

Well done on getting old Pinky to sign up Sgt. Major. I'm assuming he's a new member because he still has the dark glasses.

[cmjewels925]

Good news everyone!

I've just had a communiqué from HQ concerning the Hot Sellers list. It seems like Field Marshalls Gazza and Mark have been having a bit of a joke. Because 'nothing ever sells on an alternative site', they don't really have much to fill their days. Rather than just sit and play freecell, twice a day they trawl through the membership to see who's looking particularly attractive and compile a top twenty. Initially this was going to be called the 'Hot Totty' list but then they thought they'd have a laugh and named it the Hot Sellers list instead.

Sorry Corporal Somerset, the real reason you don't make the list is Da Boyz just don't think you're cute enough.

[cornishmaid1961]

Well done on getting old Pinky to sign up Sgt. Major. I'm assuming he's a new member because he still has the dark glasses.

Thank you Captain Jewels ma'am. The recruitment drive is coming along nicely ma'am.



It's funny ma'am I seem to recruit more of 'em in the mess than anywhere else ma'am!

[mainlypostcards]

Managed to list some this morning, but my camera is playing up. May have to start scanning cards instead, which I find very slow and boring.

[meebo1]

I suppose that is a very valid reason to be there then. And one has to have the odd drink to be sociable, doesn't one?some newbie from the US put a bid on one of my listings