Little buttons - there's nowt here either, for goodness sake, we haven't even got a blerdy pub.
Whoever heard of a village without a pub!
We used to have two, one got closed down by the brewery, the other one burnt down in April 2013 - it was called The George, and it is still standing there with scaffolding all around it. You can read about it here
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/future_of...fire_1_4175750
Aww Sarge, there's no place on earth that can beat Cornwall - ever likely you want to go back to God's own country.
I only lived there 1981- 1986, but I completely lost my heart there.