Oooh, I thought I heard the clump of a new recruit's army boots (she said trying to catch her breath after sprinting across the parade ground at the thought of a double G&T ! ). A warm welcome to the barracks Private Laura, we could do with some new back up there seems to be rather a lot of listings going AWOL at the moment. We must honour the glorious eBid army motto 'Nothing ever sells on an alternative site' .