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ONE DAY IN 1943 A MAN CALLED PAUL STURROCK WENT TO A BAR, HE HAD A CLASS OF WATER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS. AS HE TOOK A SIP OF HIS DRINK HE SAW A CHIMP COME THREW THE BAR'S DOORS, HE STOOD LOOKING AT THE CHIMP, AND THEN HE ASKED IT FOR A SESSION. THE CHIMP SAID YES AND THEY HAD A SESSION. DEN WATTS THEN BEAT UP PAUL AS THE CHIMP WAS DENS MISSTRESS. THE END ! story 2>> one day dot cotton, alfie moon and berti vogts went out for a spot of tea, bertie wet to the loo for a crap while he was going to the toliet he saw a thing run towards him with a big whip, as you can emagin what was normal poo was now like a fresh bullet woon, this person was lill hore the slut from iraq ! lill grabed berti bent him over his nee and whiped him and then raped him! then dot cotton ran in and saved Bertie by cutting off lill hores beans! the next day lill hore was sentanced to 1943 years of prison for improper conduct of his groin. the END or is it ?!?!?!?!? if you wish to here more of these fantastic storys bye Eric Short then go www.iloveric.co.uk/dirtyfilthyscumbag or /rape