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I'm single and still a very young and stupid 58.

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About the person I am looking for.............

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a lovely, sweet girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a perfect girl with a zest for life and a love of motorbikes.

At 19 I found the perfect girl, but she went and died on me, 4 weeks before the wedding.

So I mourned and then, a few years later, went out in search of a passionate girl.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; ........ she was a drama queen, ........ cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. No midnight rides out, no jaunts to the coast, no 'spur of the moment' stuff. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. Never making her mind up about anything. One day she decided on one thing. The next day she decided on something the total opposite.

She did mad impetuously stupid things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction less. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and lived with her.

She was so ambitious that she left me and took everything and anything that I owned. I was penny less. My whole life had been taken away from me,

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I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

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A friend of mine had reached his 'Middle Age Crisis' and was feeling that his facial skin was showing its age.

(He had tried a trimmer, as you can see, but all the trimmer had done was to pull the hair from his head and attached it to his face).

So he decided to try a proprietary Age Reversal Face Cream ............as used by MANY Hollywood actors and actresses.

Ahhhhh, yes ..... Age Reversal cream, with the Technology that delivers a combination of amino acids linked together to form a hexapeptide, along with natural wheat amino acids and anti-stress botanicals of ivy and myrrh.

Containing Ultralift pro X. He wanted 'Plumper' skin, as has been advertised, so much, on T.V. just recently.

So he went out and bought some.

The trouble was that he used too much ........

*sigh*