cough, cough, splutter, splutter! Excellent thread kimbo but now you owe me a glass of wine!
I'm off to refill my glass!
cough, cough, splutter, splutter! Excellent thread kimbo but now you owe me a glass of wine!
I'm off to refill my glass!
Gill (pronounced Jill) "Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful" William Morris 1834 - 1896
Have you been at the Cabernet Sauvignon AGAIN!!???
I like to take a cheeky little Muscadet sevre et maine sur lie intravenously myself!!
LOL nice one.
Q. I've been here ages and haven't sold anything!!!
A. That's not really a question is it? But while you're here... I appreciate that when you're only twelve a fortnight seems like a long time, but trust me when you reach my age you'll realise it's barely an eye-blink.
Q. Can you look at my stores?
A. Yes, thanks.
Q. Where should I list this stuffed camel?
A. I've no idea, but well done for letting us know you have a stuffed camel.
Q. How much is this stuffed camel worth?
A. I've no idea, but well done for letting us know you have a stuffed camel.
Q. Where's this stuffed camel from?
A. I've no idea, but well done for letting us know you have a stuffed camel.
Q. What sells best on eBid?
A. Stuffed camels, apparently.
Q. Why was my listing removed?
A. You listed a seasonal item, out of season. The owners of eBid are true British gentlemen, as was mentioned in part 1, and wouldn't dream of allowing the hoi polloi to sell out of season. That's worse than poachers. Floggin's too good for 'em. If you don't know when the season starts and ends for your item, buy Debrett's Guide - you can get it on Buddy Auction along with a tweed jacket and some good brogues.
Q. How do I migrate my eBay listings to eBid?
A. A fake marriage is probably safest. Don't forget to learn her favourite perfume, people always forget that one.
Q. What's Repatoo?
A. It's the sequel to Repa, made with a cheaper cast and a director you've never heard of. Don't bother, not even with extras on the special edition DVD.
Q. Why green and purple?
A. It's not. It's lime and blackcurrant. See how much nicer it looks now you know that?
Q. Why shouldn't I use ALL CAPITALS in my titles?
A. Server space is expensive and the BIG LETTERS use up more pixels and cost eBid extra to store. If you keep using CAPITALS all the time, they will have to start charging listing fees.
Q. How do I get my items into Google Shopping?
A. Practice. Oh, sorry, that's the punchline to a different joke!
rofl..i have just seen part one..and two..both are superb...i must have missed it when i was on holiday..best laff for ages..
ifyou dont see ma for a bit..its cos im off changing all my CAPITALS to lowercase..and searching for a box that will fit my stuffed camel..
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