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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by HerMajesty View Post
    I'm still waiting on the first ones.........................................and the most recent ones.........................

    I wonder if anyone else is having trouble seeing them??? Could be your settings or operating system or such???
    They load for me no problem. No pix, just script this time then!


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    CONFESSION OF A NEIGHBOUR

    A man received the following text from his neighbour:

    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Damn predictive text. I meant "wifi", not "wife"

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    Paddy says: "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ." "Sod that" says Mick: "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

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    I've just had a letter back from the Screwfix store. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.

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    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

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    heehee.....good ones. I dunno, Old. Yours were the only pics I couldn't see.
    Ta-Ta for now!

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Nigel, before we take this photo, I have something I need to tell you......

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Don't know why that is Your Maj - I host all my pix on Photobucket & link them from there.
    Can you see my pix on other threads I've done or taken part in?


    Anyhow, here's another chuckle


    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
    She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".
    I said: "You're obviously not listening".

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