Home
Buy on eBid
Sell on eBid
eBid Stores
My eBid
Upgrade to Seller+ Lifetime
eBid Help
Close
Login to Your Account
eBid Community Forums - Chat & find help from others in the eBid Community
Page 2 of 200 FirstFirst 12345678910111252102 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 1994

Thread: Clean Humor Thread

  1. #11
    Forum Saint suesjools's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
    View suesjools's Feedback (+586)
    All-About suesjools
    View suesjools's Listings
    Forum Posts
    16,704

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Two guys, one old, one young,
    are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
    when they collide.
    The old guy says to the young guy,
    "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
    and I guess I wasn't paying attention
    to where I was going."
    The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
    I'm looking for my wife, too...
    I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
    The old guy says, "Well,
    maybe I can help you find her...
    what does she look like?"
    The young guy says,
    "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
    with red hair,
    blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
    long legs,
    and is wearing short shorts.
    What does your wife look like?'
    To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
    --- let's look for yours."

  2. #12
    Forum Diehard WiccaBasketUK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Laurencekirk, Aberdeenshire, United Kingdom
    View WiccaBasketUK's Feedback (+451)
    All-About WiccaBasketUK
    View WiccaBasketUK's Listings
    Forum Posts
    689

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    The wife came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked and walked into the bedroom..
    She said to me "Babe, shut the curtains, I don't want the neighbours to see me naked"
    "Don't worry" I replied.."If the neighbours see you naked they'll shut their own f***ing curtains!!"
    Not a member yet? Sign up now for free:
    http://uk.ebid.net/perl/normal.cgi?r...=register-main

  3. #13

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A man is walking down the street pushing a wheelbarrow and he meets a small boy.....

    Boy..... What ya got in the wheelbarrow mister?.....

    Man..... Horse manure son.....

    Boy..... Cor that's horrible..... What ya gonna do with that mister?.....

    Man..... I am going to put it on my rhubarb.....

    Boy..... Blimey mister, you should come to our house, we have custard on ours.....


    Ollie.

  4. #14
    Forum Saint suesjools's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
    View suesjools's Feedback (+586)
    All-About suesjools
    View suesjools's Listings
    Forum Posts
    16,704

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    LMAO! Priceless!

    Best wishes for many sales to all,

  5. #15

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A man walks into a 24hr dry cleaning establishment with his suit.

    The proprietor says "thank you sir it will be ready Monday lunch time"

    The man replies "I beg your pardon? I thought this was a 24 hour dry cleaning service! Don't you mean it will be ready tomorrow lunch time? Tomorrow is Thursday!"

    The proprietor says "Yes Sir this is a 24 hour dry cleaning service! We work 8 hours a day except Saturday and Sunday when we are closed. Thats Thursday, Friday and Monday till lunch time.





    Its a clean ... ing joke.
    Last edited by ChameleonSystems; 29th July 2011 at 08:01 PM.
    I remember everything, even what happened tomorrow.

    games4mac ~ DragonsRest ~ DragonsRest Lounge ~ Windfall

    Meet my avatar: Qu the engineer and enchanter. Who else could invent the armour piercing rabbit (can dig holes through anything) and the duck gun (fires rubber ducks)?
    Join me on eBid here.

    God bless eBid and all who sale in her!


  6. #16
    Forum Saint PATRIOT73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Rotherham, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    View PATRIOT73's Feedback (+173)
    All-About PATRIOT73
    View PATRIOT73's Listings
    Forum Posts
    25,174

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I want dont you?"

    "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it!
    "WALKING IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED"

  7. #17
    Forum Saint
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Woolmar, Queensland, Australia
    View Oldandintheway's Feedback (+385)
    All-About Oldandintheway
    View Oldandintheway's Listings
    Forum Posts
    3,336

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread


  8. #18
    Forum Diehard RatDog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Eldon, Missouri, United States
    View RatDog's Feedback (+191)
    All-About RatDog
    View RatDog's Listings
    Forum Posts
    1,109

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
    He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk
    to wait.
    Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests
    back in. The professor noticed that one of the students
    had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying ,
    "A dollar per point."

    The next class the professor handed the tests back .
    The student got back his test and $56 change.

  9. #19
    Forum Saint cheaver's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Thornton Cleveleys, Lancashire, United Kingdom
    View cheaver's Feedback (+1050)
    All-About cheaver
    View cheaver's Listings
    Forum Posts
    7,576

    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Walking can add minutes to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years old
    To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
    Home at $4,000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    Five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    And we have no idea where the hell he is.

    I like long walks,
    Especially when they are taken
    By people who annoy me.


    The only reason I would take up walking
    Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

    I have to walk early in the morning,
    Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...


    I joined a health club last year,
    Spent about 250 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there!

    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


    If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
    Start with a small country.

    I know I got a lot of exercise
    The last few years,......
    Just getting over the hill.









  10. #20
    Forum Diehard RatDog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Eldon, Missouri, United States
    View RatDog's Feedback (+191)
    All-About RatDog
    View RatDog's Listings
    Forum Posts
    1,109

    Cool Re: Clean Humor Thread

    One night our dog suddenly began barking almost every night
    at around 3 a.m.
    Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back
    yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise peaceful
    animal.
    For three days he found nothing amiss. When the dog woke up
    the neighborhood a fourth night at 3 a.m. with frantic
    barking Larry finally snuck around the house through the
    alley only to discover our quiet neighbor, the last man
    you'd suspect of wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence
    at the dog.
    My husband demanded to know what he was doing.
    "My mother-in-law is visiting," the embarrassed neighbor
    explained. "If she gets woke up in the middle of the night
    one more time she says she'll leave."

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Follow Us
New To eBid?
Register for Free