Clean Humor Thread

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[moonwitch]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen
to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' She asked.
'Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

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[Anniemcc2]

[Oldandintheway]

While on the Plumbing theme!

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A priest is sitting in a train reading his newspaper with his flies undone.
A young lady sits opposite to him, coughs, and whispers, "Father, you've left your garage door open."
He looks down, and embarrassingly, zips it up quickly.
"Oh dear," he said, "I've been sitting here for hours, and several people have sat where you're sitting without mentioning it.
With my garage door open, I certainly hope my Jaguar was not on view."
"No," said the young lady, "Just a Mini with two flat tyres."

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[Oldandintheway]

My face this morning!