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    LITTLE JOHNNY

    In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.”

    Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.

    “Well,” said Mr. Johnson, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?,’ and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ and so did you.”

    “So, everyone knows that he was the first president.”

    “Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

    “Well, I read the history book last night, and I remembered that,” said Johnny.

    “Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don’t know,’ and you put, ‘Me neither.'”

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    I WISH

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    MISSED IT BY A HARE

    Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

    Boy: “Seven!”

    Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

    Boy: “Seven!”

    Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?”

    Boy: “Six.”

    Teacher: “Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

    Boy: “Seven!”

    Teacher: “How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?”

    Boy: “I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!’


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    ROYAL JOB INTERVIEW

    Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England.
    She was looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage.

    They applied and were very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.

    She says to them: “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen."

    After they show her their ankles, the Queen says: “It is also important that you don’t have knobby knees, so I need to see your knees too.”

    Once she has seen their knees, she says: “Now everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your testimonials.”

    Nine years later, when the pair are finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other:



    ”I reckon, if we just had a bit more education we would have got that job!"

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