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    Default Clean Humor Thread

    Had A Brain Fart and Thought , ' Why Not ? ' . So Here Goes :

    Fried Chicken

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I
    said, "Fried chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told
    me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.

    Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was
    probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very
    much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway,
    my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him
    what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to
    do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite
    live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me
    why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her
    it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She
    sent me back to the principal's office again.

    He laughed,and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but
    my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
    admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    *haaaaaaaaaahahahahhaaa*

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    LOL!

    Best wishes for many sales to all,

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    giggle

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    Hope you dont mind ive posted that to my Vegitarian daughter, just hope she doesant clout me too hard.

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BAGHAG999 View Post
    Hope you dont mind ive posted that to my Vegitarian daughter, just hope she doesant clout me too hard.
    Mind ? Not at All ! It was ripped : from the Web ! Enjoy .

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    having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner
    malfunctioned, and then the cashier spilled a handful of
    coins.
    When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22. Trying to
    soothe her nerves, I said, "That's a nice round figure."
    Still frazzled, she glared at me and said, "You're no bean
    pole yourself!"

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"
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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A ventriloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience, a young blonde lady, stands up and complains.

    'I've heard just about enough of your lousy blonde jokes!' she shouts. 'What does a person's hair colour have to do with their worth as a human being?'

    The ventriloquist is very embarrassed and starts to apologise. The blonde interrupts, 'Stay out of it, mister! I'm talking to the little s*d on your knee!'
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    A cowboy rides into town and hitches his horse to the hitching rail..... The cowboy is wearing a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, a brown paper neckerchief, a pair of brown paper trousers and brown paper boots.....

    The Sheriff comes up to him and says..... "Sorry pardner, but I will have to take you into the jail house".....

    "What for" the cowboy asks.....

    "Rustling" said the Sheriff.....

    Ollie.

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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    LMAO! Good ones!

    Best wishes for many sales to all,

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