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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.

    Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this manoeuvre, she commented, “I don’t think that’s going to help.”

    “Sure it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”


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    The top 15 funniest jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe -


    1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

    2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

    3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

    4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

    5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

    6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

    7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

    8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

    9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

    10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

    11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

    12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

    13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

    14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

    15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
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    Default Re: Clean Humor Thread

    A frugal widow goes to 
the newspaper to take out an obituary notice for her late 
husband.

    “How much?” she asks the fellow behind the counter.

    “One dollar per word,” 
he says.

    She says, “Make it 
‘MacGregor died.’”

    “It’s a five-word minimum.”

    She nearly faints but 
collects herself. “Very well, make it ‘MacGregor died. Volvo for sale.’”
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    YES! - That fixed it

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    Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

    After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

    There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

    Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago, he proposed to me and I turned him down."

    Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

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    A minister, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message.
    The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.
    Afterwards the minister asked the man where he had gone. 'I went to get my hair cut,' was the reply.
    'But,' said the minister, 'why didn't you do that before the service?
    'Because,' the gentleman said, 'I didn't need one then'


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