Humph, I see Private Mcc2 deined to admit this when I was safely out of the way last night ! Ten ... I meanTEN ... ?!!! She must be having a larf ! Don't go thinking that kettle will placate me unless there's a large bottle of 'special ingredient' to go with it.
And you can wipe that smirk off your face too Lieutenant Maplegin !
Tut, mutter, mutter, disgraceful behaviour ... stomps off to the mess for a hair of the dog !