Over half a million auctions at last!!!!

[cmjewels925]

I didn't know you needed a Praetorian Guard Captain Jewels ma'am ..... and you always told me that Gustav had to be in your tent to guard you against mosquitos and no other person would do !

Have you not noticed that I always get a little twitchy round about the Ides? (ooh err, missus)

And I have to keep Gustav around in case I feel cold. On a chilly evening I just rub Gustav and Meebo together and warm myself in front of the glow.

I think she is after something more dainty than army boots

Well, she can keep her mitts off my new Blahniks!

Oh yes, and while Pebbles is recoverning you can spend the time teaching her NOT to chew my footwear, Pte. Minx!


I was going to order you all a pair but I don't think you deserve them!
eBid UK 1,804,169 -15,772
eBid US 1,766,280 -15,473

Total eBid listings 2,443,742

[maroy41]

Oh yes, and while Pebbles is recoverning you can spend the time teaching her NOT to chew my footwear, Pte. Minx!

Certainly Sir.......erm, I mean Marm.....................sniggers quietly

[leadhillsonline]

I was going to order you all a pair but I don't think you deserve them!
eBid UK 1,804,169 -15,772
eBid US 1,766,280 -15,473

Total eBid listings 2,443,742

It's not all me, I've only closed and relisted 147 auctions today. At this rate it's going to take nearly 3 weeks to update all my auctions.
However, Tribble has been guarding my listings very well, he has only let 1 buyer slip through this month. He even threw a dead vole at me the other day, I'm sure he wanted me to list it.

[kengillam]

Well, she can keep her mitts off my new Blahniks!

You'll never finish Saturdays Route March in those

[meebo1]

That depends on the route march
Good morning! I hope you are all sleeping well at this hour. I have already hung my washing out. Let's hope it'll dry and not get wetter
And what would you all like for breakfast? I feel in a generous mood and try and do requests.
I won't be around till this evening, but I hope to take a photo or two and maybe get a listing up as well

[11thEagle]

Breakfast!!!! STRONG black coffee please! my little croclett had projectile vomiting last night ( i can list it if that helps) so he slept in my bed with Mrs Croc while i slept (sort of) on the floor!

[meebo1]

I remember instances like that very well, although its 30 years ago. Some things you never forget So coffee for you, the Captain and the Sergeant Major (with a little bit added)

[klj]

Breakfast!!!! STRONG black coffee please! my little croclett had projectile vomiting last night ( i can list it if that helps) so he slept in my bed with Mrs Croc while i slept (sort of) on the floor!

Awww poor guy.

But croclett that's funny! You're in the army now Croc, you have a Cadet!

May I have a coffee too please Meebo?

[11thEagle]

Awww poor guy.

But croclett that's funny! You're in the army now Croc, you have a Cadet!

May I have a coffee too please Meebo?

He's too young to be signed up yet (10 months tomorrow) although the size of him would surely scare off a few lady customers! when i tell them the weight he was at birth most cross thier legs!!













11lb

[klj]

He's too young to be signed up yet (10 months tomorrow) although the size of him would surely scare off a few lady customers! when i tell them the weight he was at birth most cross thier legs!!













11lb

Yea, ouch!
Erm, he's signed up. We aren't ageist here.