Oh what a lovely thread to find here!
Madelaine
4 shops for Cats Protection & Prospect Hospice
My Postcard Shop
BK Stamps for Philatelic listings
& Yarnalong for craft patterns
and
Lotzabitz -anything that doesn't belong in one of the other shops.
Hi Madelaine; good to see you
Hi all; I just received my daily email from worthy ministries and this made me laugh; I hope you enjoy it as well
1 Corinthians 9:24 Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.
Did you ever hear the story of the 300lb man who went to his preacher and said, "Preacher, I'm so depressed. I've tried to lose weight and I can't! I can't even get a date. I feel like an outcast in society. Can you help me?"
So the preacher replies, "Well, I think I can. Go home and be ready at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning."
At exactly 8:00 the next morning the doorbell rings and the man opens the door expecting the preacher to be there. But instead, there stands a beautiful girl dressed in a sleek jogging outfit who says to him, "The preacher says that if you can catch me -- I'm yours." Then she takes off running. Well, this guy takes off after her, huffing and puffing, but of course, because of his bulk, he can't catch her.
This goes on every morning for 6 months...she's there at the door, and he chases her, eventually loosing 125 pounds. Finally, trimmed down and toned up, one day, he almost catches her. So, he eagerly awaits the following morning, filled with anticipation believing he can actually do it! The next morning he rings the doorbell, the door opens...and there stands a 300 lb woman, who says to him, "The preacher says that if I can catch you, you're mine!"
Praise Report! After a long time searching for work; my 20 yr old son got a job!! woo hoooo!!
LOL
Chase me, that's what I'm going to do right now! If you catch me you will do yours too. Come on, let's list!
I liked that post about the preacher & the praise report about Sofia's son. I have a son also that I'd like to see working. He does do the online markets, but he's reclusive so I'd like to see him socialize in a regular job setting. Would also like to see him married. Maybe I'll have the preacher pay him a visit too.
Now seriously, I'm off to do some listing in my newest store (Shore Antiques Collectibles). Ariverderche! Adeos! Good Bye!
Well....I'd like to list and lose 300 pounds
Yeah can you tell who needs prayers
LOL... apennyforluck; you're too much
burgyeb; we want the best for our kids don't we; hopefully he will get into a job setting or social setting where he wouldn't be as reclusive; does he do well on the online markets?
My son will start work in september; we celebrated by watching a dvd and some popcorn; [i really need to get out more]; but I tell you what; spending that time with him and his girlfriend was priceless; we really enjoyed that time together and I will cherish it always
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