Is your thing: WET WEATHER?
http://www.ebid.net/forum/showthread.php?t=95218
It's wet out there.
It's going to be wet out there a lot more.
Do you sell anything that could be useful either now or in the near future?
Does your store have survival gear, emergency equipment, boats, dehumidifiers, pet carriers, waste disposal kit, altimeters, cleaning equipment, sand bags, torches, blankets, dry bags, emergency chargers for mobiles, camping gear or anything else even remotely usable in this sort of emergency?
Yes?
Then why aren't you promoting it?!