Originally Posted by
love_to_stitch
Hmmm, a good idea. Something along the lines of....
1. Have you been to Specsavers recently
2. Do you understand what 'PATTERN ONLY' means
3. Should my big red upper case letters be bigger than a font size of 18?
4. Is it too much trouble to request an invoice for combined postage?
5. No, sorry, I have no idea where you can purchase the wool for this sweater. Perhaps a wool shop?
6. No sorry, I don't know anyone in my area who would knit it for you. (Last week's request).
7. What's that? You wish to cancel because the cat walked over the keyboard and 'bought' the pattern? (Absolutely true reason for cancellation request recently)