Seems loads of people got do it yourself amputation kits for presents.....and practiced on themselves,its gotta be a lack of fingers that means its so borin` on here.......or is it ???
Newsflash.......THE UK HAS JUST BEEN INVADED BY ALIENS WITH SIX DICKS....
Refresh.....stare.....refresh...stare........ooh great...just spotted a bluebott;le,think I`ll chase it around the room