AM getting the real hump.......

[PATRIOT73]

chuffin joxs

[MagnetsAndHangers]

I want doesn't get!!! - what's the magic word?

(...it is PLEASE - before you start with rude suggestions...)

Nope.

Am gonna have a strop.

Am going out to sit in the garden and eat worms. The big fat juicy ones that go POP when you bite into them and stuff oozes out.

[CarnoustieCats]

Nobody likes him, everybody hates him, just 'cos he eats worms.
Big fat wiggly ones, little bitty squiggly ones, see how they wriggles and squirms.
He bites off their heads, and sooks out the juice and throws the skins away.
Nobody knows how he can survive on worms three times a day....

[shezz]

Nope.

Am gonna have a strop.
Am going out to sit in the garden and eat worms. The big fat juicy ones that go POP when you bite into them and stuff oozes out.

ya freezing ya butt of yet

[MagnetsAndHangers]

ya freezing ya butt of yet

Nope.

Coming round for dinner?

I can put matty sauce on the worms for ya

[CarnoustieCats]

... not even for matty sauce - unless the worms are made of chokklitt?

[shezz]

Nope.

Coming round for dinner?

I can put matty sauce on the worms for ya

cos i am

aint gonna turn a matty sauce worm down am i now


with cheesy spuds tho


Hmmmm wonders if theres a law against sking on the motorways