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Thread: Funny Forum Signatures

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    Smile Funny Forum Signatures

    These always go down well...if you are fed up of using the same old signature all the time, try one of these instead:

    I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG

    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

    Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

    We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

    I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

    What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

    If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

    All generalizations are false.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
    Realise the impotence of proof reading everything you publish - (my personal favourite!)

    Come and try your luck in our gaming forums:
    http://www.arh-auction.co.uk/forums/

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    Quote Originally Posted by arh-products View Post
    These always go down well...if you are fed up of using the same old signature all the time, try one of these instead:

    I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG

    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

    Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

    We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

    I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

    What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

    If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

    All generalizations are false.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
    Realise the impotence of proof reading everything you publish - (my personal favourite!)
    highlighted my favs

    laughs



    a lot of the forum members have good sig comments,

    i can never come up with anything to put and too busy doing nothing to google for something

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    Anyone remember the days when they were called Taglines?
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    I have these on a couple of other sites I'm a member of :



    See one melée of unruly people and you've seen a maul.


    You can't clear the swamp when you're up to your arse in alligators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damian_steele View Post
    Anyone remember the days when they were called Taglines?
    LOL like the one that goes:- "Then again, all good things must come to an end."

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