Haa-haa ! Sergeant Major Cornish, you know you love a good fight ... I have my épée at the ready ..... en garde!
Ermmm ... s'cuse me!
No disrespect Ma'am to a lady of your most Magnificence ... but ... if you swipe my ticks, I shall set my 'friend' loose amongst the corgi's ...
Ahhh - the awesome meebo - now this is one fearsome sneaky YDC'er to contend with, she will strike whilst you slumber in your bed - so do not sleep!
NO, NO..... do not swipe my ticks, I could get angry! I do not like red, green is a much more relaxing colour!
Pssst, Emmily and Ash and any other newbie YDC'ers ..... a little word of warning.
Come closer - let me whisper this .... Beware of the YDC'ers who are not from our climes ... shall I say a 'pond' separates us?
Don't want to be a tell-tale and name names ...
but they are ruthless, callous, and will drive you to the brink of desperation, when you are trying to safeguard your precious green ticks.