Just found this thread today ... and I'm lovin' it! Thanks so much for the laughs, grins, smiles and groans.
Let me give a little something back ....
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
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"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
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"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain it’s $500,000. For a female brain it’s $200,000."
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Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked.
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Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
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"A standard pricing practice" said the head of the team. "Women’s' brains have to be marked down because they are used."