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    Default mexican n da lawyer

    A lawyer and a Mexican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
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    > The lawyer is thinking that Mexicans are so dumb that he could get over
    > on them easy....So the lawyer asks the Mexican if he would like to play
    > a fun game. The Mexican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
    > politely declines.
    >
    > The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a
    > question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask
    > me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.' This
    > catches the Mexican's attention and to keep the
    > lawyer quiet, agrees to play the game.
    >
    > The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth
    > to the moon?' The Mexican doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket
    > pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now,
    > it's the Mexican's turn.
    >
    > He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down
    > with four?'
    >
    > The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
    > earphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends
    > e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one
    > hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Mexican and hands
    > him $500. The Mexican pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The
    > lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Mexican up and
    > asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
    > four?' The Mexican reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes
    > back to sleep.
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    Love it, that's skill.

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